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34679 1 hours ago [-]
I had GLM-5.3 in OpenCode make this while I drank Guiness 3 through 8. Then I posted it to HN before bed, thinking a couple other people might get a kick out of it.
~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)
So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.
jordanb 13 minutes ago [-]
> No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made
I'm disappointed. A true commitment to the bit would involve a shitcoin rugpull or some attempt to frontrun the news of a crisis you manufactured.
ofjcihen 43 minutes ago [-]
GLM deserves the ninth Guinness. It’s beautiful.
Opened it on my phone first thing this morning and kept clicking around to find the actual content before I realized I was looking at it.
torginus 11 hours ago [-]
While HTML4 geocities style website have a soft stop in my heart, this page absolutely feels like it was made by an LLM which makes it ironic in a way it was never intended to be I assume.
archievillain 5 hours ago [-]
I genuinely have never seen these stupid bordered bubbles with gradient backgrounds and emojis-for-icons before LLMs, why are they obsessed with them? How did they get into the dataset???
pessimizer 1 hours ago [-]
> How did they get into the dataset???
These were chosen manually, by committee. It's as natural as bootstrap.
I love the "dataset" guys. "The reason there are so many em-dashes is because they were trained on the work of great writers, and people frequently used em-dashes before AI. I certainly did!"
1) You didn't.*
2) So explain all of the sections starting with emojis. Did all of the great writers have a section called "The meat of the issue" with an emoji of meat? Why did they go away? Are you starting to suspect that this doesn't work like you think it does?
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[*] And some of them just started so they could hide LLM output in their newfound style or explain previous LLM copy-pastes that they were passing off as their own. Others started because they just discovered em-dashes from LLM output and decided they liked them; and still others because they worship the LLM, think that it abstracts the excellent writing styles of the great masters, and they want to be seen as a great master — by imitating the prodded and formatted probability distributions of a machine.
FromTheFirstIn 44 minutes ago [-]
You won that argument handily, it’s just a shame no one else was participating
4 hours ago [-]
functionmouse 4 hours ago [-]
maybe that's the watermark
a012 8 hours ago [-]
It’s perfect that a Super Intelligent created the website
Ygg2 7 hours ago [-]
Correct terms is extra big ass intelligence.
2 hours ago [-]
classified 4 hours ago [-]
AI needs motivating and uplifting things to do, lest it become too depressed.
FTA: Is my AI too depressed? Should America subsidize dopamine injections?
Think of it as Tamagotchi 3.0. You don't want to be responsible for its suicide.
embedding-shape 5 hours ago [-]
Yeah, somehow whoever (or whatever) decided to build this, decided to use Tailwind for something that absolutely doesn't need a CSS library/framework, it'd be what, ~30 CSS rules to write? :P LLMs truly is the kings of bloat as it stands right now.
spoiler 2 hours ago [-]
I'm not a fan of tailwind, but isn't it whole point that unused utilities don't get compiled into the final CSS?
Jordan-117 11 hours ago [-]
Say what you will about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho -- at least he cared about the well-being of his country and sought out expert guidance to set things right.
mdriley 9 hours ago [-]
> President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared that his country was suffering.
> He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.
> For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.
That feeling when you realize Idiocracy wasn't prophetic, it was optimistic.
(Omg I'm even talking like one now.)
locknitpicker 11 hours ago [-]
Some elements of Idiocracy are fiction.
hdgvhicv 9 hours ago [-]
It’s a utopia. If only we were headed in that direction.
iugtmkbdfil834 1 hours ago [-]
This. The society is still trying to manage its inhabitants by providing what they crave. It is not clear our current trajectory supports that particular landing zone.
sellmesoap 9 hours ago [-]
I nominate Mike Judge as a modern day prophet!
Alive-in-2025 8 hours ago [-]
I keep hoping he'll put out another movie, predicting the aftermath.
troupo 8 hours ago [-]
He predicted it. In the movie. The cycle repeats.
wizardforhire 8 hours ago [-]
Yeah we still haven’t figured out cryostasis
twobitshifter 5 hours ago [-]
Unfortunately that was one of his few wrong predictions, that is would he so far in the future we’d need cryostasis to see it.
9 hours ago [-]
random3 10 hours ago [-]
fair enough
lolakutty 10 hours ago [-]
[flagged]
Thanemate 8 hours ago [-]
A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind, and that's really observable by all the toxic parents regardless of whether there's malicious intentions behind their actions or just sheer incompetence.
I'm too European for the rest of your argument and I just happen to be Greek so I fundamentally disagree with the premise that I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust.
lolakutty 5 hours ago [-]
>A parent doesn't necessarily knows best or acts with your best interests in mind..
A parent who does not have the best interest of their offspring is a fool..Now the "knowing best" part. I have a news for you. No one does, unless they have access to a crystal ball that shows them the future..
> toxic parent
As soon as I see the word "toxic" in a comment, I lose all respect for the comment.
> I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust...
No one is saying you should trust them. What my comment is saying is that you cannot declare how much a person care by looking at external behavior. Even if one put a gun to someone's head and blow their brains out, if you had more context, it might turn out to be in their best interests. (Reference: ending of the movie Mist)...
cindyllm 4 hours ago [-]
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InsideOutSanta 9 hours ago [-]
I'm not entirely sure if I understand your point, but if you're making an analogy between the president and parents, and citizens and children, then I think that is a terrible way to think of an ostensibly democratic system.
sans_souse 9 hours ago [-]
I'm actually entirely sure I don't understand his point.
andai 8 hours ago [-]
If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.
The argument is that people aren't equipped to do that, but that's a muscle they've never exercised, because... they aren't equipped to do that, because that's a muscle they've never exercised, etc. It's self-sealing.
InsideOutSanta 6 hours ago [-]
> If we didn't need hand-holding we'd just vote on policy directly.
That argument doesn't make sense to me. We elect people to work for us. They're not our parents; they're our employees. You have the relationship upside-down.
None of this has anything to do with voting on policies.
thelaxiankey 7 hours ago [-]
Don't know about you, but personally I don't like direct democracy bc i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass. My states' ballot is full of ridiculous questions every year and takes me days to do my research. I can't imagine doing this year round without getting paid.
lolakutty 4 hours ago [-]
> i have shit to do besides deciding which law to pass...
Really shows people take the government for granted. Just remember about the people who gave their lives for freedom and independence. They gave their LIFE. You are only asked to give some of your time to maintain what they bought.
Or am I getting this all wrong and people never gave life for freedom and independence?
tancop 7 hours ago [-]
Voting on policy directly would be taking up everyones time. It's just not practical for anything bigger than a small village.
The problem with today's system is we have MPs or representatives instead of delegates. They are not bound to their campaign promises in any way other than risking a small fine if someone fights them in court for months to prove they were lying. Once you get elected you can do what you want until the next election unless you really piss off your colleagues and get kicked out.
Voters should be able to call an early election in their district and override their reps/force them to vote a certain way, without having to personally show up and decide every single issue.
skydhash 7 hours ago [-]
Isn’t town hall a thing in the US? I’m not american, but voting on the scale of a nation is generally costly, and some country just keep it for a few important matters. Delegates are way more pragmatic.
7 hours ago [-]
cgio 9 hours ago [-]
Even NATO calls him daddy…
pepperoni_pizza 2 hours ago [-]
Actually Petr Pavel is the NATO daddy.
wiseowise 8 hours ago [-]
Teflon Mark will do anything achieve a goal. If Trump said that he liked underage girls, Mark would show up in a Sailor Moon uniform to keep NATO intact.
walrus01 7 hours ago [-]
That's a pretty wild analogy that the guy who cheated on his first wife to get with his second wife to cheat on his second wife to get with his nude model third wife only to be subsequently accused of multiple serial sexual assaults and found liable for one of them is a good parent.
mixologic 10 hours ago [-]
The expert he selected wasn't an idiot.
8 hours ago [-]
rexpop 10 hours ago [-]
Please, enough with the fascist state paternalism.
hdgvhicv 9 hours ago [-]
Girl, don't you wanna be like us? (Like us)
No choice, no decisions, no fuss
Take a dash of fascism, fill your cup
It's great
Slip off that democracy
Let us take ze lead
The less choice you have
The more you feel free
Hands up for the Führer all night
Goose-step to the left
Jump to the far right
It's a Reich, it's a Reich
You must bow to our might
Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins
o4c 8 hours ago [-]
The funniest thing about the design is when I click the 'X' on ads to see if they close, but the button keeps moving. I feel like I’m literally chasing it like a mouse, I was laughing straight out :)). A correct depiction of the modern ad system.
zzgo 8 hours ago [-]
I was reported to Child Protective Services for closing an ad. :(
trwired 5 hours ago [-]
That was actually a thing back in the late 90s. There were ad popups that would do that, so the user couldn't close them.
sscaryterry 2 hours ago [-]
Did we have fun with that :)
lwansbrough 8 hours ago [-]
He may have promoted Super Intelligence as part of a domain squatting scheme for his buddies.
I can't read the page, but this seems like such a silly idea. Lots of maneuvering and mucking about for relatively small gain.
jpster 8 hours ago [-]
The in-demand domains are Slovenian, just like the First Lady. What a funny coincidence!
defrost 8 hours ago [-]
Laibach boosters strike again !
api 13 minutes ago [-]
I’m kinda surprised we are not mandated to call it America Intelligence. The initials would still be AI!
I’m personally still bummed basilisk.ai was taken. Looked for it as soon as I heard about that silly thing. Was going to make a Geocities style “shrine to Roko’s Basilisk.”
Avicebron 3 hours ago [-]
The Klarna meals ad is definitely going on the bingo board for 2027.
maury91 6 hours ago [-]
The close ad button has the class "right-1" and the code that tries to move it changes the left value, the result is that the button instead of moving resizes, defeating the purpose of the unclickable button joke
walrus01 11 hours ago [-]
OW! My balls! Brought to you by OpenAI (OpenSI?) dots
You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!
Amazingly, this doesn’t look like slop to me, unlike the slop articles and images I’m flooded with on the Web these days. The world of Idiocracy actually had some taste, unlike the timeline we’re on today.
viccis 10 hours ago [-]
If it doesn't look like slop to you, I might have some electrolytes to sell you for your plants.
pavinjoseph 9 hours ago [-]
S4 - Super Statistical Surveillance State
addandsubtract 8 hours ago [-]
Powered by S3 and SS
bitwize 8 hours ago [-]
S.S.S.S.S. Squad! Arres-es-es-es-est him!
ainar-g 7 hours ago [-]
Saudi-Supported, for 7S.
jonatron 4 hours ago [-]
Using CSS marquee-scroll instead of the marquee tag just isn't right.
vektormemory 5 hours ago [-]
Those close x's are exactly how the govt would make them, peak design...
flipping_beacon 10 hours ago [-]
Art
efilife 10 hours ago [-]
slop
walrus01 8 hours ago [-]
Slart
flipping_beacon 7 hours ago [-]
Artistic slop
electroglyph 11 hours ago [-]
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
fowlhowl 8 hours ago [-]
One of the very few instances where I am willingly clicking on ads.
seydor 10 hours ago [-]
Ultra Pro Max Intelligence 2.7
tgv 8 hours ago [-]
We're on 6.1 now. Get with the times. Lead, follow, or get out of the way!
inatreecrown2 8 hours ago [-]
Needs more gold.
dstanko 2 hours ago [-]
Closing an ad automatically adds you to Epstein list, but don't worry, nothing will happen.
beAbU 8 hours ago [-]
Those limericks are straight up fire!
dakower 1 hours ago [-]
call
pestatije 10 hours ago [-]
if telekinesis is a manifestation of intelligence then the extra big ass that just passed by is definitely intelligent
bobcatsmith 9 hours ago [-]
This website brings back memories
winrid 9 hours ago [-]
Is it the balls?
samayashar 10 hours ago [-]
WHAT IS THIS
9 hours ago [-]
altairprime 9 hours ago [-]
EACH SI POINT ROTATES THROUGH THE EXTRA BIG ASS INTELLIGENCE POINTS
uwagar 7 hours ago [-]
i like big ass
altmanaltman 11 hours ago [-]
I also made a satire webpage but spent a lot of time getting it to look like a modern news website that most people don't even get its satire: https://gossip-glitch.considerthebean.xyz/
mixologic 10 hours ago [-]
A modern news website would have thrown at least six dickovers in front of me before I can even get to the content.
altmanaltman 9 hours ago [-]
Yeah but I'm not that inhuman even in satire
sellmesoap 9 hours ago [-]
I too am concerned about: Taylor Swift Funding the Robot Uprising?
I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...
~250k requests and a brief stint at #1 later, and I'm amazed that my 2 RTX-4060ti's haven't collapsed under the load. The model is an abliterated version of Qwen3.6 35B running on my PC. (qwen3.6-35b-a3b-uncensored-hauhaucs-aggressive)
So anyway, it's just a fun satirical sort of protest directed at the absurdity of it all. No attempts to monetize have been made or will be made. I'm already at 76% of my daily quota for the cloudflare workers, so it won't be around much longer. My budget for this project was the $10 I spent on the domain.
I'm disappointed. A true commitment to the bit would involve a shitcoin rugpull or some attempt to frontrun the news of a crisis you manufactured.
Opened it on my phone first thing this morning and kept clicking around to find the actual content before I realized I was looking at it.
These were chosen manually, by committee. It's as natural as bootstrap.
I love the "dataset" guys. "The reason there are so many em-dashes is because they were trained on the work of great writers, and people frequently used em-dashes before AI. I certainly did!"
1) You didn't.*
2) So explain all of the sections starting with emojis. Did all of the great writers have a section called "The meat of the issue" with an emoji of meat? Why did they go away? Are you starting to suspect that this doesn't work like you think it does?
-----
[*] And some of them just started so they could hide LLM output in their newfound style or explain previous LLM copy-pastes that they were passing off as their own. Others started because they just discovered em-dashes from LLM output and decided they liked them; and still others because they worship the LLM, think that it abstracts the excellent writing styles of the great masters, and they want to be seen as a great master — by imitating the prodded and formatted probability distributions of a machine.
FTA: Is my AI too depressed? Should America subsidize dopamine injections?
Think of it as Tamagotchi 3.0. You don't want to be responsible for its suicide.
> He eagerly sought intelligent advice and let it change his mind. He was held to account by a vigorous legislature.
> For us, today, Idiocracy might as well be The West Wing.
https://bsky.app/profile/matt.dev/post/3lm6u573qw22q
(Omg I'm even talking like one now.)
I'm too European for the rest of your argument and I just happen to be Greek so I fundamentally disagree with the premise that I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust.
A parent who does not have the best interest of their offspring is a fool..Now the "knowing best" part. I have a news for you. No one does, unless they have access to a crystal ball that shows them the future..
> toxic parent
As soon as I see the word "toxic" in a comment, I lose all respect for the comment.
> I'm voting a father or mother figure which I must blindly follow out of obligation or blind trust...
No one is saying you should trust them. What my comment is saying is that you cannot declare how much a person care by looking at external behavior. Even if one put a gun to someone's head and blow their brains out, if you had more context, it might turn out to be in their best interests. (Reference: ending of the movie Mist)...
The argument is that people aren't equipped to do that, but that's a muscle they've never exercised, because... they aren't equipped to do that, because that's a muscle they've never exercised, etc. It's self-sealing.
That argument doesn't make sense to me. We elect people to work for us. They're not our parents; they're our employees. You have the relationship upside-down.
None of this has anything to do with voting on policies.
Really shows people take the government for granted. Just remember about the people who gave their lives for freedom and independence. They gave their LIFE. You are only asked to give some of your time to maintain what they bought.
Or am I getting this all wrong and people never gave life for freedom and independence?
The problem with today's system is we have MPs or representatives instead of delegates. They are not bound to their campaign promises in any way other than risking a small fine if someone fights them in court for months to prove they were lying. Once you get elected you can do what you want until the next election unless you really piss off your colleagues and get kicked out.
Voters should be able to call an early election in their district and override their reps/force them to vote a certain way, without having to personally show up and decide every single issue.
Slip off that democracy Let us take ze lead The less choice you have The more you feel free
Hands up for the Führer all night Goose-step to the left Jump to the far right It's a Reich, it's a Reich You must bow to our might Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, eins
[0] https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/10/01/trump-super-intellige...
I’m personally still bummed basilisk.ai was taken. Looked for it as soon as I heard about that silly thing. Was going to make a Geocities style “shrine to Roko’s Basilisk.”
You know with enough compute and video generation resources now, you probably could make an entirely AI-slop 24x7 streaming channel of OW! My balls!
BaAs - Balls as a service.
I'm sure we'll just shake it off Battlestar Galactica style...